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awakened simp 

Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid
Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad
awakened simp by Charlie 27 April 8, 2020

Awakened 

Spiritually aware of the universe and it's direct metaphysical connection to one's own being and the connection it host to all life forces.
It was at the moment I was awakened.
Awakened by Awakened April 4, 2015

Awakened Bahamut 

Average BC player: awakened bahamut can punch the base

Super metal hippo: no

Umbra The Awakened 

Umbra, a personality developed by the impact of a severe attack to Kénji Lescara or a cap of emotions overflowing. He Forms as Kénji but with pure black Armor with darker red energy lines, contrary to kénji’s gray and black Armor with lighter red lines. Umbra possesses a much higher base power level that kénji does and is able to use a modified version of Kénji’s Timebreaker form. Umbra’s Personality is nonexistent as he does not have any emotions of feelings especially when killing. Umbra stands the same height as Kénji, being 7’ 6” along with the same hair color. Another difference is the lack of colored pupils, them being black the same color as his sclera. Umbra as the night gets darker his power slowly increases, in shadows his power is increased more than just in nighttime, the darker the shadow the higher is physical and magical powers are. Umbra is a rare occasion as he doesn't show up much, with his time awakened it doesn't last long, one sure way to awaken umbra is for a lunar to appear.

Umbra is immune to any abilities that effect emotions or abilities associated with emotions as he does not possess any emotions. Attempting to anger umbra is not possible either.
"Umbra The Awakened surpasses us in Power in the darkness, get to the light"

Awakened the beast 

A term used after you finally get laid after a long dry spell and now you want endless amount of D or V.
I finally hooked up with that tinder dude last night. He awakened the beast”

AwakenedSTB

Awakened STB wasn't born, he just chose to exist. He doesn't wear watch, he decides what time it is. He doesn't walk, the earth moves underneath him.
Guy 1: hey did you know 'bout AwakenedSTB ??
Guy 2: who wouldn't? he's the type of guy who can figure out how to pause a online game
Guy 1: Amusing, he raised his parents very well
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
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