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Awokened

What you are after you've recently turned woke.
Yeah, Bob's been woke for a while, bit Tim just got awokened yesterday.
by RedTheAnimator November 7, 2018
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Awokening

(n): a ritualistic attack in which 2 or more woke individuals insult and belittle a stranger that they perceive to be insensitive to social justice issues, usually on social media.
Sarah and Courtney took offense when a lady posted that she didn’t care for black leggings, so they initiated an awokening to set her straight dive she was obviously a racist.
by SameLameAmy June 29, 2021
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Out awoken

Being the last person awake in a what's app or bbm session thus not having to say good night to anyone.
"Dan are you still there?" nope he's gone iv out awoken him.
by Anymanwontdo August 23, 2011
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Rude Awokening

When someone gets roasted on social media or fired for saying the wrong thing and offending some snowflakes
Joe just got fired for telling a something phobic joke..
He got a rude awokening
by the canceledone June 12, 2023
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the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner
Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.
by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015
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The Great aWOKening

An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.
You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦
by Rikstir January 1, 2024
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Awokenment

The evolved version of yourself after getting greater knowledge and overerstanding about a subject, situation, sex position, simulation, ect.
Welcome to awokenment muggle fucker
by Dr.Crow February 8, 2024
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