Awni

A great all around kind of guy, but there is only one

Wow Awni is funny smart, good at skateboarding, and really hot. Good thing there is only one of him,

by Wife #7 December 7, 2010

Awnifzing

Awesome, magnificent, and amazing all rolled into one word. Use only on occasions where words can't describe how incredible something is.

I just had an awnifzing day.

by Cecoel August 20, 2012

cum awnings

Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.

I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs.

by Longjondikweed February 26, 2019

Awning

Where a person's stomach has become so fat, and their stomach skin so loose, that their stomach hangs down so as to cover their genitals. This can happen to both men and women.

My buddy's awning is so huge that he can walk around naked in public and no one can see his penis.

by Mr. Awning May 13, 2008

Fat Awning

When your back fat oozes over the back of your chair

You could set up camp under that guys fat awning!

by W. Steele January 4, 2018

Crotch Awning

The large fatty overhang of the lower belly that protects, covers and shades the genital area.

Check out that crotch awning on that man! It's so big it hangs to his knees!

by newyorkkk November 29, 2011

cunt awning

A layer of flab hanging over the "cuntal" region.

Hey, check out that chicks cunt awning!
Eww! total muffin top!

by Stew Pidaso December 3, 2007