Awkad

Awkward advertisements on either the internet or on Tv.

Colin: I was watching Tv yesterday with my dad and this commercial for the trojan personal pleasure toy came up

Nour: Thats definitely an awkad

by Norwods121 May 27, 2011

Arkadii

Is hot and his cock is giant

Girl: Arkadii! I wanna suck your cock!
Arkadii: Give me 50$ then you may suck 10 mins

by Psup November 29, 2010

Awkdog

That awkward last bite of a hotdog that you know is too big for one bite yet too small for two.

"This hotdog is delicious, but I'm not looking forward to that last awkdog bite."

by toothpicktower March 15, 2013

awad squad

A squad held at bay middle school, which consists of a bunch of weird band kids bowing down to their prophet, Mark Awad otherwise know as Mr. Awad or Marky Mark

2/4/1983

Ur so so snazzy, are u in the Awad Squad?
Isn't Awad a god?

by mArK aWaD March 18, 2019

Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ

one of the most famous rulers of Iraq, who conquered the entire region and surrounding areas and made everyone his bitch and the entire region of Mesopotamia was at peace. His name means "the True King" in Akkadian

All hail king Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ

by Assyrian guy November 30, 2009

Awkasaurus

1. (noun) A situation that is not just an awkward situation, but an incredibly, uncomfortably awkward situation. Awkwardness to the extreme.

2. (also noun) The Awkasaurus is a creature that thrives off of extremely awkward situations. It's main goal is to make things more awkward. It does not have a roar, it instead only ever uses a mating call, which sounds like, "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!"

1. Sarah: "This is my associate, Mr. Osaka."

Gary: "Oh! Konichiwa!"

Alexander: "I'm from Nebraska..."

Sarah: *thinking* Ooh... That's a big ol' Awkasaurus.

2. *watching a movie with a friend*

*parents walk in on the one sex scene*

Awkasaurus: *lurking in the corner* "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!!"

by nightfog23 August 12, 2011

Awknado

An awknado is the most awkward of all situations. Used in situations so uncomfortable a tornado of awkwardness suddenly appears.

I saw Doug the other day and went in for a hug but all he wanted was a handshake. Awknado.

by Layles89 September 15, 2015