Awayness

awayness (noun) — the heavy, hollow feeling of someone’s absence; the specific emotional weight of missing a person who is usually close.

Ruby sat by the window, phone in hand, overwhelmed by callum’s awayness the room felt quieter than silence itself.

Awayness by my name is not callum June 28, 2026

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Cum drowning awarness day

March 15th is the official cum drowning awarness day. We have had too many cases where ignorant boys and men don't realize that it's possible to drown themselves in their own cum. It is only acceptable to celebrate this day to remember the victims of cum drowning as well as spread awarness.

"My friend Alex wanted to be a semen sailor but accidentally drowned in his own cum."
This is the reason we need Cum drowning awarness day

Cum drowning awarness day by CumCrusader March 9, 2021

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Single Awarness Day

a day more commonly known as Valentine's Day, but for those who are single, it goes by the name of Single Awarness Day. If you notice, the initials of this day is S.A.D.

Mary-"Hey Happy Valentine's Day!"
Fred-"You mean Single Awarness Day."

Single Awarness Day by volleyballer_82 February 14, 2008

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chode awarness geek

the Chode Awarness Geek is the guy people ask to explain what a chode is... usually to a mother in a long awkward drive home...

douche bag: hey ur a chode

chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!

lady: whats a chode?

douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...

chode awarness geek by power metal whore November 4, 2009

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Tik Tok Awarness Month

The month that nobody cares about Tik Toks

Paul: Hey look at this Tik Toks

Me: No it's October which is Tik Tok Awarness Month

Me again: Please stop watching them and showing me them, I'm honestly concerned about you

Tik Tok Awarness Month by baldguy97 October 17, 2019

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Isla skinner awarness day

It for isla skinners mental health from people bullying her xx

isla skinner awarness day is for pussys

Isla skinner awarness day by Lollololllol September 29, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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