Avocados :D

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A group of awesome kids who all have unique talents. They are all different but those differences bring them together. Each member is said to be the child of a god. Such as Poseidon or Apollo. Each kid is wicked cool and can cheer you up at any time. The Avocados is the most awesome friend group ever made.

Wow! The Avocados are such great friends. Avocados :D YAY!!!

Avocados :D by Avocados Rock :D April 23, 2018

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Avocado day

Avacado day happens every year on the 5th of March. On this day if u do not wear green, u get pinched

M- u are not wearing green, u get a pinch

Y- why do I need to wear green ?
M- haven’t u heard? It’s avocado day

Avocado day by Crazykrys February 27, 2020

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avocado dick

The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.

My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.

avocado dick by MustardDump August 17, 2017

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Avocado Day

Avocado Day is celebrated every Friday in honor of National Avocado Day.

Kolly 2.0: Happy Avocado Day!
Loly: Yay! *Does the Canyon Dance”

Avocado Day by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 15, 2019

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avocado dick

A penis that becomes significantly larger when erect. Similar to a grower but the erection takes a long time to arrive and only stays for a short period of time. An avocado dick mimics the ripening time patterns of real avocados, which take weeks to ripen and then become overripe before getting the chance to be eaten.

Kate: "So was he a grower or a shower?"

Erin: "He had an avocado dick... it took forever to get hard, then he came immediately. I almost can't tell if he was a grower or a shower!"

avocado dick by pimpgrandfatherg September 2, 2018

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avocado dip

Not Guacamole

Hey that's avocado dip not guacamole

avocado dip by YAKWIS May 4, 2018

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National Avocado Day

National Avocado Day occurs every Wednesday of the week. It is a holiday celebrated in Iceland.

Kolly 2.0: Happy National Avocado Day!
Loly: Happy National Avocado Day!
Both: Sings the “Canyon Day Song” and does the “Canyon Dance”.

National Avocado Day by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 7, 2019

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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