Avocados :D

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A group of awesome kids who all have unique talents. They are all different but those differences bring them together. Each member is said to be the child of a god. Such as Poseidon or Apollo. Each kid is wicked cool and can cheer you up at any time. The Avocados is the most awesome friend group ever made.

Wow! The Avocados are such great friends. Avocados :D YAY!!!

Avocados :D by Avocados Rock :D April 23, 2018

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Avocado day

Avacado day happens every year on the 5th of March. On this day if u do not wear green, u get pinched

M- u are not wearing green, u get a pinch

Y- why do I need to wear green ?
M- haven’t u heard? It’s avocado day

Avocado day by Crazykrys February 27, 2020

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avocado dick

The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.

My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.

avocado dick by MustardDump August 17, 2017

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Avocado Day

Avocado Day is celebrated every Friday in honor of National Avocado Day.

Kolly 2.0: Happy Avocado Day!
Loly: Yay! *Does the Canyon Dance”

Avocado Day by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 15, 2019

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avocado dick

A penis that becomes significantly larger when erect. Similar to a grower but the erection takes a long time to arrive and only stays for a short period of time. An avocado dick mimics the ripening time patterns of real avocados, which take weeks to ripen and then become overripe before getting the chance to be eaten.

Kate: "So was he a grower or a shower?"

Erin: "He had an avocado dick... it took forever to get hard, then he came immediately. I almost can't tell if he was a grower or a shower!"

avocado dick by pimpgrandfatherg September 2, 2018

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avocado dip

Not Guacamole

Hey that's avocado dip not guacamole

avocado dip by YAKWIS May 4, 2018

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National Avocado Day

National Avocado Day occurs every Wednesday of the week. It is a holiday celebrated in Iceland.

Kolly 2.0: Happy National Avocado Day!
Loly: Happy National Avocado Day!
Both: Sings the “Canyon Day Song” and does the “Canyon Dance”.

National Avocado Day by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 7, 2019

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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