Avocados :D 

A group of awesome kids who all have unique talents. They are all different but those differences bring them together. Each member is said to be the child of a god. Such as Poseidon or Apollo. Each kid is wicked cool and can cheer you up at any time. The Avocados is the most awesome friend group ever made.

Wow! The Avocados are such great friends. Avocados :D YAY!!!

Avocados :D by Avocados Rock :D April 23, 2018

Avocado day 

Avacado day happens every year on the 5th of March. On this day if u do not wear green, u get pinched

M- u are not wearing green, u get a pinch

Y- why do I need to wear green ?
M- haven’t u heard? It’s avocado day

Avocado day by Crazykrys February 27, 2020

avocado dick

The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.

My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.

avocado dick by MustardDump August 17, 2017

Avocado Day 

Avocado Day is celebrated every Friday in honor of National Avocado Day.

Kolly 2.0: Happy Avocado Day!
Loly: Yay! *Does the Canyon Dance”

Avocado Day by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 15, 2019

avocado dick

A penis that becomes significantly larger when erect. Similar to a grower but the erection takes a long time to arrive and only stays for a short period of time. An avocado dick mimics the ripening time patterns of real avocados, which take weeks to ripen and then become overripe before getting the chance to be eaten.

Kate: "So was he a grower or a shower?"

Erin: "He had an avocado dick... it took forever to get hard, then he came immediately. I almost can't tell if he was a grower or a shower!"

avocado dick by pimpgrandfatherg September 2, 2018

avocado dip 

Not Guacamole

Hey that's avocado dip not guacamole

avocado dip by YAKWIS May 4, 2018

National Avocado Day 

National Avocado Day occurs every Wednesday of the week. It is a holiday celebrated in Iceland.

Kolly 2.0: Happy National Avocado Day!
Loly: Happy National Avocado Day!
Both: Sings the “Canyon Day Song” and does the “Canyon Dance”.

National Avocado Day by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 7, 2019