Averagest 

Made up by a fellow MLIAer(mylifeisaverage user) and it means to be very average and very awesome.

You are the averagest MLIAer of the day!

Averagest by Mlia123 August 5, 2009

savage not average 

savage not average — a maxim for people who have moved beyond a mere “attitude of gratitude” and want to use their god given human talents to do more than just wait for a blessing.

A person who is savage and not average is a trail blazer.

While it is prudent to be thankful for what we receive; it is also possible to participate in the creativity of the universe by adding our own actions to universal processes to “help things along”. It’s the difference between carrying water from a river vs. digging a deep well and installing pipes and infrastructure.

If you notice that you are usually the first to try something difficult endeavors; but after you prove it can be done others follow in your footsteps you, my friend, are savage not average.

Take the world by the balls and be savage not average!

savage not average by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 31, 2023

averager  

A person typically between the ages of 15-30, of middle to upper middle economic class, whose values, interests, sense of humor, and outward appearance relentlessly conform to their immediate culture's norms of popularity. An averager's interests will change only to the extent that the most common fads and fashions within their age group change, and features of themselves that don't match these widespread norms are hidden away publically and forcibly repressed psychologically.

Preferences and ideas that are not abundantly average/popular are immediately and outwardly valued as inferior, amazingly without any application of rational thought on the averager's part. Critical thinking skills are notoriously lacking, but if the image of being a "critical thinker" is popular, they will pay lip service to their critical thinking skills to their peers.

The primary goal of an averager is to look, act, and think exactly like the centralized average group of people within their basic age group while demonizing and putting down non-averagers.

"Ugh! Let's leave. This bar couldn't have more averagers."

"Don't join that frat! Look who's in it! It's just one averager after another."

averager by wren1776 October 18, 2008

Average Tim 

(Similar to the term "Average Joe" but different in meaning.)
Someone who appears to be normal or average but has very unusual fetishes and secrets.

"Average Tim" over there looks pretty plain but the other night he was sucking a black dildo covered in pop rocks with the words "cock boy" and "knob gobbler" written on his chest while 15 people watched.

Average Tim by Brian Monohan September 27, 2006

average Joe 

An average joe is a symbolization of an average American person (generally male). The term was used mainly in the late 90s - early 2000s, when the majority of America's population consisted of middle class citizens. Usually falls under the following traits: considered not to be dumb nor smart, follows any kind of sports (and also drinks heavily when their favourite team is not doing well), works five or six days a week (usually as a white collar worker), and comes home every night to sit on their sofas and watch TV.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up, children?

Stupid child: Mommy said I could be anything, so I want to be a billionaire!

Asian: I want to be a doctor (because my parents are going to kill me if I dont!).
Child of American heritage: I want to be an average Joe.

average Joe by gimme the money August 29, 2016

Average Homeboy

A rapping legend that took the internet by storm, the whitest thing since sliced white bread. Raps to crazy casio keyboard mixes.

White Guy A: Did you hear about this new guy Average Homeboy
White Guy B: He makes me feel secure about being middle class
White Guy A: Looks like the already tainted reputation of white rappers is taking another beating
White Guy B: Wanna go eat mayonnaise?
White Guy A: Do I ever

Average Homeboy by NegativeFeedback May 18, 2006

Sicker than your average

To be better than the average. A little bit better than normal. Originated in Biggie Small's song "Hypnotize".

My car is sicker than your average.

Sicker than your average by Eurostance November 28, 2010