Auxious

The feeling experienced when someone hands you the auxiliary cord in their car to play music, but you are anxious that they will not approve of your taste in music

See I wanna play Ed Sheeran but I'm feeling too auxious.

Auxious by Dark Brown Marshmalllow March 7, 2017

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FANNY ANXIOUS

1. Anxious in a lady way

-anxious about your erect nipples
-anxious about your feminine itching
-anxious about your work colleagues smelling your period
-anxious about the fisting you got from the hospital when you lost your tampon

2. Anxiousness induced lady problems

-You're so anxious you've mensed twice in one month
-You're so anxious you're dribbling your knickers
-you're so anxious you forget you've got your period and you're work colleagues comment on the stains
-You're so anxious you've got to move on to super plus

Driving the car makes Ekaterina so fanny anxious her car seat has a near permanent wet patch.

Potential girlfriends make Amina so fanny anxious her left nipple becomes erect when she sees them coming

FANNY ANXIOUS by IAMNOTKAREN October 21, 2011