Autofocus

A person who is too wired to focus on anything for long and is continuously blinking as if imitating a camera on autofocus.
These people never stop moving their heads. They appear to be talking bobble head dolls and never look at you when you are speaking.
Autofocus people can also be described as being eternally on fast-forward.

"Man, that chick is autofocus"

Autofocus by oceanridge91 January 14, 2008

autofustigate 

To beat yourself with a stick or a club.

I like to autofustigate.

autofustigate by Raych December 20, 2004

Autonomuse 

The self-directed inspiration to elevated states of mind that leads to works of art. Sometimes mistakenly credited to a Muse when, in fact, you are the source of your own inspired creation.

It dawned on Geoff that it was not Crystal, his so called Muse, that led to the genius of his work, but it was his own doing. He had become an Autonomuse, inspiring himself without looking to others. And he felt liberated.

Autonomuse by SidneySmartyPants August 19, 2009

Autodocumentism 

Autodocumentism (in Dutch: Autodocumentisme) is a religious belief worshipping two Gods (duotheism) founded in the Netherlands by the people of Flabber. The two Gods are Jeremy Clarkson, for determining what is good and beautiful, and David Attenborough, all-knowing about our surroundings and nature.

I saw the face of Jeremy Clarkson in the bird droppings on the windshield of my V8 Vantage when I suddenly heard David Attenborough's voice saying: Autodocumentism!

Autodocumentism by Kees Rampage February 14, 2008

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Autolycus 

The dashing king of thieves portrayed by Bruce Campbell in Xena: Warrior Princess and Hercules: Legendary Journeys.

"Autolycus is the best part of any Hercules or Xena episode"

Autolycus by MM132 September 20, 2012

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