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antismart

Stupidity of such magnitude that its presence actually destroys the intelligence of those with which it comes into contact.

Measured in a similar manner to intelligence, a person possessed of antismart will have an AQ score denoting how much damage they will do to the IQ score of another human or group of humans.

A politically correct way to address the extreme lack of intelligence in another person or organization.

Curiously antismart isn't destroyed in the process of contact with intelligence. Repeated exposure to antismart has been known to actually create antismart in those so exposed. Therefore caution is advised when handling those with antismart.
Jojo isn't stupid, he's very antismart.
by Nuzzy Futts July 28, 2010
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Antimatter

Antimatter is literally matter which is the inverse or opposite of matter; particles which have charges opposite of regular matter.

Antimatter was first predicted by P.A.M. Dirac in his theory of quantum mechanics in 1928. Antiparticles were found soon after by Carl Anderson. Since then, research centers such as CERN and Fermilab produce antimatter particles on a daily basis. CERN uses a Proton Synchrotron machine to accelerate protons and then they inject them into the Antiproton Decelerator - a gigantic circular machine with a diameter of 18 km. Here the protons are smashed into a copper or iridium block of metal. The abrupt stop from such an incredible speed (about the speed of light) results in an enormous amount of energy released into a small volume, resulting in extreme temperatures greater than 10,000,000,000,000 Celsius. This enormous amount of heat and energy results in the spontaneous creation of matter-antimatter particles.

When antimatter comes in contact with regular matter - earth, air, whatever - it annihilates immediately in a 100% efficient reaction. A popular misconception is that this antimatter-matter reaction will someday allow antimatter for use as a source of fuel, or power source. Unfortunately, this is an impossible reality. Since antimatter is not found anywhere on Earth naturally (obviously), it must be created. With the equation E=mc2, it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a net gain of matter: the energy required running the accelerators would ALWAYS be more than the energy antimatter produced.

It's true that a quarter gram of antimatter has as much power as the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima. This raises concern as to whether it could eventually be yielded as a terrorist device. Fortunately, it is IMPOSSIBLE to collect and store antimatter at this great of a density, and even if it were possible, with the current technology it would take billions and billions of years to yield that much. In fact, if CERN were to have kept all of the antimatter it ever produced; it would be enough to power a light bulb for about three seconds. Anyways, even with these things aside, it's completely impractical considering how much time, money, and energy is required to create antimatter.

This information is from the CERN official web site.
For more information visit:

www.cern.ch
www.fnal.gov
by moltovivace April 1, 2005
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Antimarinovore

An Antimarinovore is someone who doesn't eat fish or any other kinds of seafood. Similar to vegaterian but eats all other regular kinds of meats.
Boy trying to hit on pretty girl:"Hey, you wanna go get some sushi with me?"

pretty girl:"Uhm, I don't think so! I am antimarinovore."

Boy trying to hit on pretty girl:"Which would be?"

Pretty girl:" Means I dont eat fish."
by Lexi Violetta March 9, 2011
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Antimatter

Antimatter in matter composed of the analogous antiparticles to ordinary matter. Physicists believe symmetry breakdown at the most fundamental levels after the Big Bang resulted in our universe where matter predominates and anti-matter is all but non-existant.

Anti-hydrogen consists of an anti-electron aka Positron, orbiting an Antiproton. Truly miniscule amounts of Anti-hydrogen (a few atoms) have been made in the largest accelerator laboratories.

When reacted with ordinary matter anti-matter would indeed release enormous amounts of energy according to E=MC^2. However, much of this energy is carried away in neutrinos, which interact so slightly with anything at all, matter or antimatter, capturing the output of a M-AM reactor would present another huge hurdle.

However, it may not necessarily take more energy input than output. This is based on the misconception that the input to the accelerators is the same energy as released by the reaction. The energy released by a future M-AM reactor comes from annihilation, rather than being stored energy from the accelerator drive & containment. Most of the huge power requirements of accelerators goes into their magnetic confinement system. Suppose it becomes possible to re-arrange the quarks constituting normal matter into the configuration of antimatter much more efficiently. This is a big science fiction IF, by the way. Thus if a “matter inverter” were to function reasonably efficiently, the downstream M-AM reactor would see a net gain.

One possibility would be to base the “matter inverter” on a hypothetical Bussard Ramjet. This would be a magnetic or electrostatic “scoop” that collects interstellar hydrogen to power a hypothetical interstellar spacecraft at relativistic speeds. An accelerator might not be needed, as the hydrogen & whatever other atoms are out there would be running into the craft at near-light speed already. Although the Bussard scoop field(s) would probably use a lot of power in its own right.

Remember and be warned, when one extrapolates science far enough beyond the frontiers of present knowledge, it becomes largely indistinguishable from science fiction!
Anti-Hydrogen and Anti-Helium are the two forms of antimatter that have been made on earth as of the early
by ScienceGuy April 13, 2006
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Autismatosis

The effects from being in close proximity to people with extreme Autistism, and their ways rub off on you and you start noticing that you are speaking and or making strange noises to chime in with their choir of nonsense.
These people are giving me Autismatosis, and my brain is now scrambled.
by cheems September 13, 2019
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Antimatter Dimensions

A clicker game based on creating antimatter and using it to buy antimatter dimensions that create more antimatter and more dimensions. Eventually you can start buying galaxies and shiz until you reach 1e308 antimatter, which causes the Big Crunch. Keep doing this and eventually you can break the limit and unlock a ton of cool shiz.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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Antimate

A bad friend, someone stabbing you in the back in public, highlighting negative sides about your character or just a douche.
On IRC.
#1: THERES PORN ON THAT LINK YOU GAVE ME
#2: So?
#3: Some people have problems with intimacy
#1: I googled that word, intimate or whatever
#2: You didn't know what intimate means?

Person #2 would be the Antimate in this case, highlighting the fact that #1 did not know the meaning of intimacy.
by Makeybussines March 23, 2009
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