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Autisanal 

Autisanal refers to handcrafted items made during periods of hyper-focus on one's special interest (crafts specifically) that are of a particularly high quality.
That leather wallet you've made is autisanal, superb stuff.
Nice brooch, did you make it? Wow! So autisanal
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artisanal 

A marketing term used excessively by hipsters, vegans, art types, baristas, and people who work at organic food stores, to elevate said food/coffee/product above perceived "regular" products.
Have you been to Spyhouse Coffee shop yet for their new artisanal soy latte? It's made from single-origin beans harvested only by a small 10 year old boy in Guatemala. So good.
artisanal by Supermodified May 1, 2012
Masturbation by using your penis and anal rectum, the act of masturbating by inserting your penis into your anus.
You can stick your tool in your booty hole.

By not submitting that final reported to your boss, you autoanaled.
autoanal by Fleo Black September 9, 2010

Artisanal 

NASA Scientist: I love Uranus, because artisanal (art is anal)
Artisanal by marseylover February 17, 2023

Artisianal 

An all natural ass or asshole of particularly fine quality.
Damn son, did you see that broad's backend? It was damn near artisianal!!
Artisianal by infosystir January 16, 2017

Artisanal 

A niche form of anal sex, commonly practiced by artists.

Originating from a portmanteau of the words artist and anal.
I've been having great artisanal sex ever since I met that sculptor.
Artisanal by MadRich August 24, 2016
A very sexy girl that can play basketball and dance very good,has a lot of hair and does her own thing and wants to be a star.Everybody know who she is.she cares about anyone and everyone doesn’t care what people says.
Me: dang she’s on fine girl

Me: must be a Autiana
autiana by TherealGeorge April 22, 2018
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