Artisianal

An all natural ass or asshole of particularly fine quality.

Damn son, did you see that broad's backend? It was damn near artisianal!!

by infosystir January 16, 2017

artisanal

A marketing term used excessively by hipsters, vegans, art types, baristas, and people who work at organic food stores, to elevate said food/coffee/product above perceived "regular" products.

Have you been to Spyhouse Coffee shop yet for their new artisanal soy latte? It's made from single-origin beans harvested only by a small 10 year old boy in Guatemala. So good.

by Supermodified May 1, 2012

Artisanal

Art is anal

NASA Scientist: I love Uranus, because artisanal (art is anal)

by marseylover February 17, 2023

Artisanal

A niche form of anal sex, commonly practiced by artists.

Originating from a portmanteau of the words artist and anal.

I've been having great artisanal sex ever since I met that sculptor.

by MadRich August 24, 2016

artisanal code

Computer code that was made entirely by hand with no assistance from AI, or other automated means.

No, I won't use ChatGPT. I actually enjoy writing artisanal code

by StratusFearMe21 March 7, 2023

artisian dump truck

when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck

broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho

by finlandkindacute May 19, 2023

artisanal

The application of a person skilled in an applied art or craft. Identification of high-quality product made in limited quantities, usually by a skilled crafts-person or artisan.

At one time even the construction workers took pride in their artisanal skills which they applied in very intricate details in the construction process. Now it is mostly high price chefs with the artisanal skills, whose work is quickly devoured.

by mlhiss June 10, 2020