An all natural ass or asshole of particularly fine quality.
Damn son, did you see that broad's backend? It was damn near artisianal!!
by infosystir January 17, 2017
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An artisan cum-shot is when you cum inside of your boyfriends asshole and extract it using a turkey baster then proceed to pump it into his left nostril.
The other day i gave my boyfriend dan an artisian cumshot.
by David_116 September 10, 2020
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when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck
broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho
by finlandkindacute May 20, 2023
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