adjective
1. (of a person) sexually attracted to people of Austrian decent, regardless of gender
noun
1. an austrosexual person
1. (of a person) sexually attracted to people of Austrian decent, regardless of gender
noun
1. an austrosexual person
Although she identifies as a lesbian, the sexual appeal of all things Austrian (accent included) overrides her usual sexual appetite for women making Dee a proud Austrosexual.
by sallyicious January 4, 2016
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Someone attracted to people from Austria-Hungary. Gender identities range from cis(leithanian) to trans(ylvanian).
Person 1: Mein Herr, have you heard that the Archduke married a Czech?
Person 2: Ty vole! I figured he was cis, but I didn't realize he's also austrosexual.
Person 2: Ty vole! I figured he was cis, but I didn't realize he's also austrosexual.
by Osterrighteous June 8, 2022
Get the austrosexual mug.A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*
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Get the autosexual mug.sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
Get the autosexual mug.Reproducing with oneself, such as a hermaphrodite who is not sterile in either set of genitalia or a plant with both male and female parts.
"Well, go fuck yourself!"
"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."
"Actually, doing autosexual reproduction sounds like fun right now, thanks."
by Acrazia October 5, 2011
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