austra 

A Dolan and direction obsessed bitch

Austra

austra by Austraextra September 16, 2020

abstractionist

An advocate of ideas rather than the people which create an sustain the ideas, as exemplified by those who advocate Western culture (philosophy, law and order, economy, civility, morals, etc.) without advocating for Westernkind.

"He/She loves Hegelian thought, but has no interest in recapturing our destiny as a people. He/She is an Abstractionist."

abstractionist by wellbeing advocate August 22, 2020

half-astral 

Being of two worlds and having one foot in each. Someone who is equally focused in both the physical and astral worlds.

As the woman peered out at the lake her presence took on a half-astral radiance.

His half-astral vibe heightened as he was communing with a Spirit who sought his attention.

half-astral by PaintsWithWords October 20, 2022

South Australia: Special Victims Unit 

The capital city of South Australia, previously known as Adelaide has been officially designated a progress free zone because of the huge numbers of hysterical conservatives who bend over vomiting with rage and indignation whenever a new idea is presented.

Taking the stance that 'this new idea means that they think my old idea is bad'; the people of SA:SVU take such ideas, suggestions, and pleas for some sort of progress as a personal affront to their character - something which they shouldn't do, firstly because it's not how to have an adult conversation, and secondly because they have no character to speak of.

While many cities have their fair share of whinging, tiresome old shits; Adelaide has, because of decades of 'bright flight'; been left with a much higher percentage of shits than other major Australian cities.

SA:SVU is now a toxic hell hole for anyone with more than half a brain cell. Investors go where the talent is, and they're not going to Adelaide, the renewal project is a joke, and the festivals such as Fringe only serve to advertise what you can get in other cities all year round; but can only get in Adelaide for one month a year.

Those not ranting hysterically are making excuses for Adelaide; that a city with a population of 1.2 million doesn't need more business, entertainment, big name artist performance, good governance, or opportunities for young people to do well in their life.

Me: Hey, this bar has got half as many people in it as last year - how about we do something different to bring more punters in?

Special Victim: Well, I don't know why you've made that suggestion; you obviously hate the place. I go there, I suppose you hate me too. Gees, why can't you just accept the place for what it is ant stop being so negative?

Me: I see we're playing South Australia: Special Victims Unit again.

South Australia: Special Victims Unit by bigredninja February 12, 2014

jump astraddle 

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.

Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.

jump astraddle by tortmeister September 30, 2011

Southern asstray 

While smoking a cigarette or a cigar discard your ashes in a females ass when you are finished suck the ashes out and feed them to her like a momma bird would do to her chicks

If your giving a southern asstray make sure she doesn't fart!!!

Southern asstray by Candyshop2014 October 22, 2013

Australian Navy Cadets 

The Australian Navy cadets are a group of Homosexual beings and cannot take a bloody joke. This has give them the nickname of “Anchor Wankers” as of there homosexual nature, they may think they are better than everyone else, but indeed they are not. Navy cadets are very aggressive and should not be approached without an F88 assault rifle. If scared they will flee back to their boats and cry to their petty officers.

Oh no! It’s the Australian Navy Cadets, Fran the F88’s

Australian Navy Cadets by JoJo’s Dictionary May 7, 2019