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Aunk is the type of person to be the funniest when unintentional however, as soon as he tries making a joke, you can't help but laugh even though it isn't funny because of the mannerisms of Aunk. Aunk will always walk slightly different to every other human being. Examples include; walking with a slight lean to a direction, not swinging an arm, stomping. Aunk will typically be a left-handed person, so extreme anomaly would be an Aunk that is right-handed. Aunk will never think anything is fair and will whine about it until someone says the most outlandish shit known to man. Aunk will then start crying from laughter and be the good ol' pal you wish you had in your life until something upsets him again. An Aunk is a repeating human cycle or joy, laughter, anger, hilariousness and stupid person you will ever encounter.
Mike: Who is the most unintentionally funny person you know?
John: Well Aunk of course!
Aunk by AunkopherMcDonk November 21, 2023
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A girl who can instantly light up a room with her big smile and positive thoughts,,, Anywhere u go with her, you’ll always have a million laughs and the best time ever. Aunkita is nice, caring, and could be such a good a$$ girlfriend.Aunkita loves giving hugs and cuddling too. Men, if you ever meet an Aunkita, wife her up IMMEDIATELY⁉️⁉️⁉️
“Woah did u see Aunkita today? She’s looking so stunning”

“LOL, today me and Aunkita had so much fun at the mall, you should come some time!”
aunkita by Barb_the_builder_ February 27, 2023
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aunki • Aunk • Aunkar • aunkita • Aunkle
Sounds so unique. Aunkar is gonna be smart, but they're gonna tell they aren't (most of the time). Such a hot and handsome person for sure, but they're gonna deny it! Don't be upset that Aunkar is gonna be taller than you though. One talk is enough to know that they're the best. Incredibly understanding and unique, you wouldn't have met a person like this in your entire life. If you're wary, they'll know it, they know it a l l. Damn smart, intelligence level is gonna be through the roof! If you find yourself an Aunkar, congratulations, you just found the most precious gem in your life! Treat them well, and they're gonna treat you amazing too! If you treat them badly though, don't expect any empathy from them >:(
If you found an Aunkar, consider yourself the luckiest person ever.
(alternatively "Ankle") a gender neutral term for a person bearing a relationship of being the sibling of the person's parent. Aunkle is a portmanteau of aunt + uncle.
Greg's father has 3 brothers, and 2 sisters. Greg has 5 aunkles on his father's side
Aunkle by TitiFarnico August 14, 2023
he’s my aunki
aunki by luvrihanna July 12, 2024
he’s my aunki
aunki by luvrihanna July 12, 2024
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