Aulit 

The act of defecating in someone's ear

Person 1: Me and my girlfriend did an aulit
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: What did you just say? I can't hear you

Aulit by Ahoy May 17, 2008

Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.

Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

Math Teacher Audit by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022

Aulia 

Wali of Allah
Custodian, protecter, helper
Friend of Allah.
A Saintly Muslim Beliver.
A person who first and foremost loves and is loved by Allah -

usually in a subtle non-obvious way.
A person who is in tune with The Infinite.
Constantly witnessing truth and remembering Allah.
A Muslim who is in a state of nearness to Allah.
A "Holy" muslim person.

"...the Aulia hide behind their human image..."
"...if you stay in the company of the Aulia then you may be given guidance, or be shown where to obtain guidance..."

Aulia by Julina March 6, 2019

Alithea

Sweet girl. HILARIOUS. So funny, will turn any day upside down. Makes the craziest facial expressions. Can make you laugh even when you really don't want to. Nice smile, has many friends. Is a very likable person.

"Alithea made up that joke!"

"So I can't retell it?"

Alithea by g.g.g. March 21, 2013

Amulite 

often sold in the prefabulated form, raw amulite is dense, and brittle, and forms perpendicular tube-like structures without crystalline fabulation. after fabulation, it takes on a closer structure to quartz. such a material is perfect for a baseplate used in a turboencabulator, for obvious reasons.

Amulite in color is often bluish green when oxidized, however, in it's purest form it is a purple hue, and is also used as an influx addition to a marzel vane on the 22nd line of the microencabulator used by Boeing.

Don't eat Amulite unless you want to be shitting fiber optics

Amulite by StanmichNomenclature June 13, 2021

Auditorium fart 

A fart so big, so long, so great of volume, that it could fill an entire auditorium

Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart

Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight

Auditorium fart by PuffyWanderer June 13, 2019

Thot Audit 

Reporting a thot to the IRS for tax evasion

Guy 1: This thot wanted me to buy her premium snapchat.
Guy 2: Give that bitch the ol' Thot Audit

Thot Audit by Thot Officer #117 November 25, 2018