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The act of defecating in someone's ear
Person 1: Me and my girlfriend did an aulit
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: What did you just say? I can't hear you
Aulit by Ahoy May 17, 2008
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Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.
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Wali of Allah
Custodian, protecter, helper
Friend of Allah.
A Saintly Muslim Beliver.
A person who first and foremost loves and is loved by Allah -

usually in a subtle non-obvious way.
A person who is in tune with The Infinite.
Constantly witnessing truth and remembering Allah.
A Muslim who is in a state of nearness to Allah.
A "Holy" muslim person.
"...the Aulia hide behind their human image..."
"...if you stay in the company of the Aulia then you may be given guidance, or be shown where to obtain guidance..."
Aulia by Julina March 6, 2019
Sweet girl. HILARIOUS. So funny, will turn any day upside down. Makes the craziest facial expressions. Can make you laugh even when you really don't want to. Nice smile, has many friends. Is a very likable person.
"Alithea made up that joke!"

"So I can't retell it?"
Alithea by g.g.g. March 21, 2013
often sold in the prefabulated form, raw amulite is dense, and brittle, and forms perpendicular tube-like structures without crystalline fabulation. after fabulation, it takes on a closer structure to quartz. such a material is perfect for a baseplate used in a turboencabulator, for obvious reasons.

Amulite in color is often bluish green when oxidized, however, in it's purest form it is a purple hue, and is also used as an influx addition to a marzel vane on the 22nd line of the microencabulator used by Boeing.
Don't eat Amulite unless you want to be shitting fiber optics
Amulite by StanmichNomenclature June 13, 2021

Auditorium fart 

A fart so big, so long, so great of volume, that it could fill an entire auditorium
Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart

Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight

Thot Audit 

Reporting a thot to the IRS for tax evasion
Guy 1: This thot wanted me to buy her premium snapchat.
Guy 2: Give that bitch the ol' Thot Audit
Thot Audit by Thot Officer #117 November 25, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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