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Audioportation 

The transportation of ones non physical self from their current location to another location through the power of music.

This follows the same concept of 'teleportation.' However, there are two different factors. One, you are are not physically being transported to another location- instead you are psychologically having sensations of being in a different environment. Two, the transportation of ones psychological self is not through a teleportation device but through the movement and power of music.

Note: This effect is not executed through the alteration of outside influences such as drugs or alcohol. Though they may have direct affiliation with an increase of the audioportation sensation, the use of these may have severe or consequential side effects.
Dude, I'm really hating work right now.
- You should audioport yourself to Ibiza
Not a bad idea, whats a good song?
-Try that one from the DJ I told you about last week.
Sweet. Save myself a plane ticket- and my sanity! Thank god for audioportation.
Audioportation by mz_u-no-who April 24, 2011

Auditorial Realism

When fake sounds made by a human sound real. Definitely a real word/phrase.
"Damn, that was some serious auditorial realism!"

auditorial 

When someone realizes they can speak quicker than they can type and they post all their thoughts as audio clips. They continue to have strong feelings and argue many sides of popular issues, so we refer to the resulting tirades as an auditorial. Audio editorials.
I remember the day the world abandoned Twitter because it slowed them down in re-arranging the world around them, and switched overnight to the auditorial, which has the advantage of virtual reality recreation of actual arguments among famous people for historical purposes.
auditorial by You rReal Name November 28, 2020

Audionoia 

The moments where you're so used to listening to music that even in a silent room you still hear it. When you take out your earbuds and the music is still repeating in your head so you forget your earbuds are no longer in.
"I forgot my earbuds were out, I must "listen to too much music.

"Bro you just had audionoia"
Audionoia by Yxxki November 21, 2023