Acousticophilia is defined as being sexually aroused by any auditory stimulus (including music, songs, poetry, verbal abuse, speaking in a particular foreign language, screaming, panting, moaning, groaning, and heavy breathing). The key to defining it as acousticophilia appears to be that the stimulus itself is not necessarily sexualized.

Willow found that when they were masturbating, playing the sound of someone laughing always made them orgasm. They found the same with certain key changes in music, harmonies, specific YouTube videos and bird calls. Willow has acousticophilia.

Acousticophilia by dapperchapper July 21, 2017

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Douchebag Acoustic

The genre of music played by guys who never learned to actually play guitar, usually consisting of three chords and with lyrics about how sensitive they are and how much they love someone they just met (i.e. Justin Bieber)

Man 1: How the hell does he get all the chicks, he's terrible.
Man 2: It's because he plays a douchebag acoustic.

Man 1: Hey, I just learned how to play "Hey there Delilah"
Man 2: Congratulations, you've mastered the douchebag acoustic, now get out of my house, we can no longer be friends

Douchebag Acoustic by Boureö August 30, 2010

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Scrotal Acoustics

The sound of scrotal impact upon the anal region of the recipient.

The fat individual tends to create louder scrotal acoustics during intercourse.

Scrotal Acoustics by Khristof October 21, 2004

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Acoustic Pussy

When you misplace your vibrator

Looked through my car, my bathroom, my closet, but i guess time to play the acoustic pussy tonight.

Acoustic Pussy by Dig Bickus August 2, 2021

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Anal Acoustics

Like a guitar, anal acoustics is caused by a loud sound erupting from deep within, forcing the sound out of the nearest exit, which then causes your body to perform anal acoustics. (results may vary.)

Another word for Fart.

Epic Dude #1: Dude! Donny stinks really bad!
Epic Dude #2: Ya, he's rockin' out some anal acoustics man!

Anal Acoustics by Oh, This Guy Is Good February 12, 2010

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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