Astrolohoe 

An astrologer who is also a hoe, or a hoe who is into astrology -- usually disgustingly much so that it becomes their entire personality and their life revolves around it.

Oh no, you're going out with an astrolohoe? That's not gonna work out just because of that.

What can I say. I love astrology. I'm an astrolohoe. I want an astro-orgy. A bunch of astrolohoes together!

I am a hoe who loves to judge people because of astrology. I'm an astrolohoe.

Astrolohoe by LingDanc803 February 19, 2023

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Astrohoe 

Someone who is a hoe for astrology

She’s always asking people what their sun sign is, she’s such an astrohoe.

Astrohoe by nikm100 February 8, 2020

astrologonaught 

Someone who unquestionably believes in astrology and has their head so far in the stars, they have no connection with earth.

This random astrologonaught thinks they know all about me because I’m born on December 12 but, neglects to acknowledge that according to recent observations by NASA, my sign should actually be Ophiuchus.

astrologonaught by thekevinphillips March 21, 2019

astroloho 

A person who is obsessed with astrology. Ones signs and the spiritual realms. Can also be known as an “astrology hoe”.

Tom: “She asked for my zodiac and the time I was born”

Dave: “Oh she is a astroloho”

astroloho by Bitchy-Heika October 21, 2021

Astroloposting

A goalpost‑moving tactic that demands the target prove their work is not “just astrology.” The perpetrator sets an impossible bar: they insist the target must show empirical validation to standards far beyond what is usual in the field, while simultaneously mocking any attempt as “trying to make astrology scientific.” When the target provides evidence, the goalposts shift to “well, that’s just what astrologers say.” Astroloposting is designed to exhaust and discredit by forcing the target to defend against a category error.

Example: “She provided qualitative data, longitudinal studies, and theoretical grounding; he dismissed each as ‘astrology dressed up.’ When she asked for specific critique, he said ‘if I have to explain it, you’re already lost.’ Astroloposting: a no‑win game disguised as skepticism.”

Astroloposting by Abzugal April 1, 2026