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Houston Astro’d 

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team that plays in the American League West Division. They cheated their way to a World Series win in 2017 with a center field camera and by banging a trash can to let the batter know what pitch was coming. In 2018, they traded in the trash can for a buzzer that 5’6” Jose Altuve from Hobbiton stuck up his butt. The Astros have long been known to have something dirty on MLB commissioner Robb Manfred, as he let them keep the trophy, the trash cans and even the butt buzzers.
Derek totally stole my idea and then went to my boss, Jim with it. Jim loved the idea and gave him a raise. Derek Houston Astro’d me

Astro Dater 

Series of snipes made by National Screen Service and used in cinema's in the 70's. Includes music called Funky Fanfare
Start of Kill Bill and Grindhouse uses the Astro Dater "Our Feature Presentation" snipe
Astro Dater by Keith_M December 2, 2007

Astro Dener 

Astro, and Dener. These two words are the colossal and utter-most divine, choice of words only a God could represent. From “Astro” identifying as a remarkable warrior, filled with wisdom and artistry. And Dener a mysterious word overseen by many in the western end of the world, but feared by most in the east. These two words are typically not understood nor put together by most. And since this is the case, there is no need to try to understand it... if you already don’t.
As an Omnipotent Being once said. You’re either Perfect or you’re not Astro Dener.
Astro Dener by TwistedUnknown July 21, 2020

Astro Dick 

A special combo of a slap dick and a limp dick that is unable to string together a coherent sentence or get a hard on for anything other than cartoons. Spends a lot of time gaming, ineffectively. Generally an Astro Dick has no friends and will try....once again ineffectively to be a bully to make up for the limp dick portion of his psyche.
That dude would rather play with himself in his mom's basement than go out with a real girl. He's a real astro dick.
Astro Dick by Legolina January 18, 2011

Astro Docking 

The process of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and once frozen inserting into one's penis. A solo version of docking.
Fuck, Steve's not here to dock my dick tonight. Guess I'm going to have to astro dock myself. Hope I don't get caught astro docking.
Astro Docking by The Red King April 23, 2008

Astro-Dramastical 

She didn't pay her taxes and now they've confiscated all of her shoes and repo-ed her implants....it was Astro-Dramastical.