Definitions by LaSpillway

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome 

A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.

Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome by LaSpillway August 2, 2011

Reversal Supper 

A Supper that friends throw for you when you're celebrating a divorce.

Friday night we're throwing a Reversal Supper for Randy at his house. Since his divorce was finalized, he no longer has a table and dishes, so we'll be ordering pizza.

Reversal Supper by LaSpillway June 12, 2011

Astro-Dramastical 

Seriously dramatic/drastic situation

She didn't pay her taxes and now they've confiscated all of her shoes and repo-ed her implants....it was Astro-Dramastical.

Astro-Dramastical by LaSpillway May 5, 2010

Impromptitude 

Something that happens suddenly without planning, but has a little attitude

We're throwing an impromptitude party - come by in an hour wearing your party panties.

Impromptitude by LaSpillway May 5, 2010