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Askident 

A question unwisely asked.
“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”
Askident by PJMac August 10, 2012

Antidestressant

Anything that causes you copious amounts of stress. An antidestressant can be a person, a job, school, etc.
Neil: "Man, everyone is dumping their problems on me lately and I got all this other stuff I gotta do and I feel like I'm gonna explode!"
Bob: "You need to back of the antidestressants and just learn to relax!"
Antidestressant by Ehrris August 13, 2012
Having you legs over and each side of an object
The girl sat astride his body slipping down onto his penis
astride by Kie9123 June 13, 2016

Assidentally 

When you do something accidentally with your ass.
Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.
Assidentally by icwish April 28, 2010

assident 

When you are having sex with a girl and your penis accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her asshole. She usually screams in horror.
Girl: AAAHHHH!!!!!

Guy: Sorry, babe. Assidents will happen.
assident by The Dersk April 16, 2008

Astitedgick

astronomically titillating tragedy....something so strange, so bizarre, it's funny...
Did you see the way that idiot biker slammed into the side of that bus??? totally astitedgick.....
Astitedgick by Futureghst-MJC October 20, 2008