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Asswoofer 

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014

Asswoofer 

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect
I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.
Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007
A person or persons who exhibits asshole behaviors, while also being exceedingly stupid.

A person who views themselves as intelligent, yet in reality, they are as bright as a fruit fly.
Wow, what an asswohl
Asswohl by Beaglelove October 31, 2018

Asshooligan 

1. The state of being a hooligan and an ass or retard at the same time.
Sean is one big fuckin' asshooligan.
Asshooligan by Ken B. January 15, 2006
The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.
I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.
asswhole by tirtle February 9, 2019

asswhole-itis 

Noun - A person that is and has been an asswhole his/her whole life. A person who has relished a life long symptomatic habitual passion in being an asswhole and problem child even from birth their entire life with no end in site.
I just don’t understand why Julio can’t just be normal for about 2 seconds. All we wanted was a nice picture together, but he chose to make a nasty face during them taking the snapshot, he’s gotta have the asswhole-itis I swear! =p
asswhole-itis by é2daizz0 November 10, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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