Asswool 

This is a certian fluff that comes out of ur an ass looking sum what like cotton bat but much more amusing. This also can be used as an insult.

Kera: "you are such a asswool!"
Abel: "Oh no u DIdn't!":O

Kera: "OMG her asswool is coming out of her pants!"
Abel: "WOAH she could make a shirt with that much!"

Asswool by Kera E. Barr December 7, 2006

Asswoofer 

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.

Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.

Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014

Asswoofer 

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect

I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.

Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007

Asswohl 

A person or persons who exhibits asshole behaviors, while also being exceedingly stupid.

A person who views themselves as intelligent, yet in reality, they are as bright as a fruit fly.

Wow, what an asswohl

Asswohl by Beaglelove October 31, 2018

Asshooligan 

1. The state of being a hooligan and an ass or retard at the same time.

Sean is one big fuckin' asshooligan.

Asshooligan by Ken B. January 15, 2006

asswhole

The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.

I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.

asswhole by tirtle February 9, 2019

asswhole-itis 

Noun - A person that is and has been an asswhole his/her whole life. A person who has relished a life long symptomatic habitual passion in being an asswhole and problem child even from birth their entire life with no end in site.

I just don’t understand why Julio can’t just be normal for about 2 seconds. All we wanted was a nice picture together, but he chose to make a nasty face during them taking the snapshot, he’s gotta have the asswhole-itis I swear! =p

asswhole-itis by é2daizz0 November 10, 2009