Jmechy's definitions

hejsan

hai! How are you? May i sleep with your sister?

Hejsan sir!

by Jmechy December 27, 2003

smashed

To be stuck on AOL

That poor guy got smashed when he lost his college internet service

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

Bitched

to have been turned into a persons bitch, for a moment or eternity.

Fork got bitched when reb rammed him with that dildo, "Fist of Death"

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

Intimidator

a general whore, h0, or skank. Often gay, but not necessarily.

That new dildo you bought, the Intimidator, looks like a damn slut to me!

by Jmechy December 27, 2003

goatse'd

the act of being fooled, tricked.
often related with being led to the site www.goatse.cx

Jmechy: [e-mail] O Fishsticks o: i hope its not goatse O Fishsticks o: dammit O Fishsticks o: I swear to god im gonna kill you

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

Forkman

Noun - An Aussie that enjoys Raping sheep and other small animals.
Verb - (to Fork) To rape a small animal

You should have seen the poor things eyes when Forkman fork'ed that poor little lamb.

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

rebel

Redneck, Hick. Sometimes used to describe idiocy

The stupid rebel almost got his dick caught in the blender!

by Jmechy February 24, 2003