Asstricted

The state of being soly restricted or limited to think about and around another person back side/derriere/bottom/Ass...

I should insist that you complete your task before you become asstricted again.

by CruzMismo June 8, 2024

asstrickery

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.

His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.

by asstrickster December 9, 2008

abstracted fiji

send via text message. used to confuse potential boyfriends/girlfriends

girl: abstracted fiji!
guy: what?
girl: ABSTRACTED FIJI
guy: im sorry, i dont know what you're saying
girl: i guess i cant like you anymore....

by em mc May 4, 2009

asstracted

When a person is interrupted or distracted by a nice ass.

His friend stopped mid sentence, completely asstracted by the honey's booty.

by Playtz July 24, 2011

assdicted

to be addicted to ass or booty

Man, that girl over there is so assdicting!
Look at Chris - he's staring at that girl's booty...he is soooo assdicted!

by Wanderingpig September 24, 2005

Asstricle

a person who has a very white-round bottom(ass)

adj.

i like BIG asstricles and i can not lie! :)

guy: dude look at that girl
guy 2: omg she has a hugeee asstricle!
guy: i like that

by jenny janny February 6, 2010

assicted

Being addicted to an ass.

I'm addicted to your ass. I'm assicted.

by imheretouse January 7, 2022