Asstricted 

The state of being soly restricted or limited to think about and around another person back side/derriere/bottom/Ass...

I should insist that you complete your task before you become asstricted again.

Asstricted by CruzMismo June 8, 2024

asstrickery 

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.

His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.

asstrickery by asstrickster December 9, 2008

abstracted fiji 

send via text message. used to confuse potential boyfriends/girlfriends

girl: abstracted fiji!
guy: what?
girl: ABSTRACTED FIJI
guy: im sorry, i dont know what you're saying
girl: i guess i cant like you anymore....

abstracted fiji by em mc May 4, 2009

asstracted 

When a person is interrupted or distracted by a nice ass.

His friend stopped mid sentence, completely asstracted by the honey's booty.

asstracted by Playtz July 24, 2011

assdicted 

to be addicted to ass or booty

Man, that girl over there is so assdicting!
Look at Chris - he's staring at that girl's booty...he is soooo assdicted!

assdicted by Wanderingpig September 24, 2005

Asstricle 

a person who has a very white-round bottom(ass)

adj.

i like BIG asstricles and i can not lie! :)

guy: dude look at that girl
guy 2: omg she has a hugeee asstricle!
guy: i like that

Asstricle by jenny janny February 6, 2010

assicted 

Being addicted to an ass.

I'm addicted to your ass. I'm assicted.

assicted by imheretouse January 7, 2022