Asstag

A game that usually middle school children play, its when you run up behind the opposite sex and slap their butt and thus they are now it.

Hey, man are you playing asstag today cuz' i was just it and passed it on to this chick i know.

Asstag by JBreddy November 21, 2010

ASSFAGGOTS 

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.

John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.

ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020

Asstapalyzation

Commonly used by 8-3
Created by Shadon Evans mostly used by Prince Dixon
1. Used to substitute almost any word.
2. Used to sound smarter due to its long pronunciation.
3. Often used to describe something.

Example1
Teacher: How far is the Earth from the sun?
Student: Well miss, the Asstapalyzation of the earth is about ......... therefore ...........

Example 2
Friends: Water is wet
Other friend: Actually the Asstapalyzation of water is ......... so technically water is actually...........

Asstapalyzation by VintageBandit March 7, 2020

Asstaurant 

A restaurant where the food tastes like ass.

guy with munchies a: - yo I'm hungry,wanna hit the local McD's?

guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.

Asstaurant by big uncle G June 3, 2008

astaghfirullah 

Astaghfirullah literally translates to "I seek forgiveness in Allah". In a religious way, people can recite it during meditation or say it to others to show humility- to say that Allah is greater or that goodness comes from Allah. In popular culture, people can say this if they see something wrong or shameful (context applies).

Example 1:
Person- Hatija, your lecture was truly insightful!
Hatija- Astaghfirullah, Allah gives us the knowledge.

Example 2:
A group of religious people watching a movie together when a sex scene comes on
-"Astaghfirullah" in congregation.

astaghfirullah by skepticalcitizen February 26, 2017

astagz 

When the mandem are being haram and that and you gotta remind them of their deen. Letting them know that they are being judged by God.

Astagz bro, that's haram.

astagz by LifeIsTuffz May 11, 2017

Assage Passage 

Poop.

I just had an awesome assage passage!

Assage Passage by LizzelFaShizzel August 5, 2009