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Anal stimulation by a good thorough lickage
I gave Mrs Darcy a damned good asslicking last night. Then she gavce me an asslick back. Very nice woman.
asslick by Licko August 3, 2006
Words you can keep
butt kissing fuck face, brown nose
my brother is an asskick , he has shit on his nose. mom likes him best
Someone who is being stupid or annoying, another term for Asshole or bitch, created by the ever so famous j.kasper.
You fucking asslick! you just ruined my shirt.
Don't be an asslick, martin.
Asslick by j..kasper December 11, 2011

Ben Asslick 

an illuminati Puppet a.k.a. Ben Affleck who directs propaganda the movie and promoting phony Kony 2012 with Jason (see kony 2012 celebs ) who also Defends TSA 'Dick Grabbing'. This youtube video is going viral and youtube is manipulating the viewer counter.

infowars.com/ben-affleck-defends-tsa-dick-grabbing/
ignorant sheeple : "wanna go to the movie tonight? "

awake one from the Matrix : " yeah? who's in it? "

ignorant sheeple :" Ben Affleck "

awake one from the Matrix : " uh, u mean Ben Asslick! I mma BBA. "

ignorant sheeple : " BBA? "

awake one from the Matrix : " Boycott Ben Asslick. He is promoting UN genocide through Phony Kony 2012 & TSA Dick Grabbing. "

ignorant sheeple : " ........" ( awkward pose )

asslicker 

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.
asslicker by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

assdick addict 

Someone who is VERY anal...like butt-sex anal, not retentive.
Met this girl last weekend, boy is she an assdick addict.

Asskicking Time

1. What you scream before beating the crap out of a person who enjoys rap music.

2. A common phrase from characters from the webcomic "ASSKICKER"
1) "DUUUDE, IT'S LIKE, A EMINEM FAN! LET'S GO KICK HIS ASS!! IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!

2) "Dude. The Biker is pretty cool, he's always screaming "IT'S ASSKICKING TIME!" before he beats up The Hipster.
Asskicking Time by lolwtf2030204200 January 16, 2023
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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