assler 

someone who is named skylar, and is also a huge ass.

alex: hey, that guy skylar is an ass.

britt: ya, his nickname is assler!

assler by brittbsit08 July 27, 2009

Assler 

the generator from the portal 2 mod, aperture tag

Nigel: Ok, turn off the Assler and you'll be able to leave!
Chell: *sighs in total bs*

Assler by fishgaming January 15, 2021

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Dumb Assery

The trappings, accoutrements, and doings of a dumb ass.

Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!

Dumb Assery by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007

asslete's foot 

When your feet have the same odor as ass

Damn Matt. Your feet smell so bad. You should go to the doctor. You might have asslete's foot.

asslete's foot by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015

Half-Assery 

The act of leaving tasks unfinished (Half-Assed)

There is a lot of half-assery going on around the job site.

Half-Assery by zombieone3 January 8, 2008

Assley 

She is a total ass and a bitch. She fucking tells everyone's secrets if they tell her something! She is a slut and a whore. She is also a homophobic and she is racist. She's also extremely annoying and follows everyone around. She also tells people to kill themselves for no reason. If someone says they have a crush she's like "TELL ME! TELL ME!" when the person does not want to tell anyone their crush. She also chases them around until they tell her.

Assley "How about you go kill yourself!"
Person "Wow. Assley, you are just rude! No one should tell anyone else to kill themselves!"
Person "I have a crush.."
Assley "Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Now!"
Person "Sorry, no."
Assley is chasing the person around.

Assley by assley's number 1 hater November 24, 2018