Assjoke

Assjoke’s are arrogant, completely useless, stupid, heartless, cruel and obnoxious. A waste of your time and energy.

Don’t bother getting to know Karen. She’s such an assjoke.

by Assjoke April 25, 2021

Asshoke

A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.

That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.

by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019

assjockey

a gay person who rides asses, or someone who is being a deutchse bag

jon u fucking assjockey u cunt ass anal loving whore

by greg cale August 7, 2006

Asshoke

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

by RiddyTX June 10, 2015

assjake

An assjake is one who jakes asses

"Those assjakes keep getting in my way!"

by HugoBoom April 8, 2005

Assjole

A Mexican asshole.

Danny who works at Jiffy Lube, is a stalking assjole boyfriend.

by Sflwr09 January 5, 2015

asshoke

when dumb girls that are mad try to insult you and fail to do so by being too dumb to type and make a typo. and then whoever their are insulting precedes to laugh at their failure making them more mad.

jr "get over it u worry too much ur gonna die before me and im older than u"

rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"

jr" haha im an asshoke lol"

rina "asshole*"

by jr15 October 20, 2009