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A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.
That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.
Asshoke by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019
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assjockey 

a gay person who rides asses, or someone who is being a deutchse bag
jon u fucking assjockey u cunt ass anal loving whore
assjockey by greg cale August 7, 2006
A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.
Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.
Asshoke by RiddyTX June 10, 2015
An assjake is one who jakes asses
"Those assjakes keep getting in my way!"
assjake by HugoBoom April 8, 2005
A Mexican asshole.
Danny who works at Jiffy Lube, is a stalking assjole boyfriend.
Assjole by Sflwr09 January 5, 2015
when dumb girls that are mad try to insult you and fail to do so by being too dumb to type and make a typo. and then whoever their are insulting precedes to laugh at their failure making them more mad.
jr "get over it u worry too much ur gonna die before me and im older than u"

rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"

jr" haha im an asshoke lol"

rina "asshole*"
asshoke by jr15 October 20, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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