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Assisted Autofelletio
Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.
The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.
The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.
The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.
The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.
Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"
Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"
Bill: "Totally!"
Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"
Bill: "Totally!"
Assisted Autofelletio by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010
assisted entry
when one sticks their hand into either the anus or vagina of another and then inserts his penis and proceeds to masturbate
assisted entry by Ha1fdime January 9, 2008
Assisted Bromocide
When you ruin your 'bro's' chance of getting somewhere or something in life.
eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.
eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.
Bro 1: ...So anyway you want to head to my place, watch Zack and Mirri Make a Porno, then make out for a while?
Girl: Sure, i'd like that.
Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...
Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.
Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide
Bro 2: ...
Girl: Sure, i'd like that.
Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...
Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.
Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide
Bro 2: ...
Assisted Bromocide by Traktor Chelyabinsk November 8, 2009
Assisted Bird Box
In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm
Assisted Bird Box by Jameson4all December 30, 2018
assisted suicide wank
A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!
assisted suicide wank by DopeDoge May 13, 2020
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dirrty
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