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Assenholen 

How to say "asshole" while sounding like a stereotypical German.
I'll Fuch you right in ze Assenholen
Assenholen by Dark Night Enforcer January 27, 2015

assieholeritis

When you got an insatiable itch on your haemorrhoid called Barry
Oh! Lord! This assieholeritis is gonna be the death of me!
assieholeritis by Dr.EvilRaj July 23, 2018

assinole 

Noun- originating from a professor of pharmacy who could not pronounce the word "ethanol." it was later adapted by students into a term to describe a "jerk."

Originally: Furss u have to mezzer the assinole.
Translation: First you have to measure the ethanol.
Friend 1-Yo! I just leveled my mage to level 70 in WOW! He's got 5000 attack power now and legendary armor!

Friend 2-No one cares bro.

Friend 1-Assinole...
assinole by The Real Philly July 25, 2008

assaholery 

There we have an other example of assaholery run amock.
assaholery by El Sino February 23, 2021

assamahole

jake thinking hes japanese, polish people.mexicans woo hoo
assamahole by Butt McScratch September 15, 2003

Assaholeic 

One who cannot stop him/herself from being an asshole and indulging in general douchebaggery.
Hot Girl 1: Oliver was being a Jerkoffsky again today.
Why is he such a condescending prick?

Hot Girl 2: Dude, he's an assaholeic, he just can't help it. It's a disease.

Hot Girl 1: Damn, is there a cure?

Hot Girl 2: Poss death, but it's still uncertain.