a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither
intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in
homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal
in the wild.
a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither
intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains
in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in
homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.