Assholeian

The act of being overly and excessively an asshole to a specific person or group of people to attempt and benefit themselves. This never normally works for the person(assholeian) because they forget to think about the feelings of the people around them and they end up getting hated by them and hurt their friends in the process.

Person A: "Oh my god, did you just see John V. M. just touch me? And not only is he talking to literally all the girls in our grade, but he's also talking to the girls one to three grades below us."

Person B: "Ugh, what a disgusting assholeian. I swear, he's going to be a future pedophile."

by cnhs god November 5, 2017

assholeitis

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

by RESCU May 13, 2009

assholean

Of or pertaining to the actions of a complete asshole

by Kold Kore February 17, 2003

assholing

1. To be overbearing, to force your opinion others.
2. To be an asshole, everywhere.
3. to be rude, annoying and obnoxious.

He was assholing is way into our conversation, when we did not want him there or care about this asshole's opinion.

by Anon-in-Il-agin March 23, 2008

Assholian

used to describe a person who is known to be the common asshole. 2. a person from the land of asses.

you are such an assholian!

by J.Wood January 3, 2008

assholeism

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.

So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.

by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

assholing

The act of being an asshole.

Damn it Matt, your assholing all over the place.

by Matt O January 22, 2004