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People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.
1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
Asshats by Christoper M Norton July 29, 2008
Words you can keep
Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.

2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are

Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.
asshats by Expane October 27, 2005
1. Absence of any form of political authority.
2. Political disorder and confusion.
3. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.
Asshats is a secret goatse worshipping cult.
asshats by Mer May 29, 2004

Close Minded Asshats 

The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.
Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.

If you do you are a close minded asshat.

(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)

24 carat asshat 

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.
24 carat asshat by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017
One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat
asshat by Anonymous October 11, 2002

asshattery 

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.
I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!
asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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