Asshammed

A form of torture in the Middle East where a caught liar has a ham stuffed up their anus and stretch.

Did you hear about Amir? He got totally Asshammed for lying!

by macattack14 February 4, 2021

asshattedness

Being an Asshat about something

see also asshat

My boss has the same characteristics of an asshat - he displays asshattedness.

by crispey May 27, 2006

Assjammer

An Assjammer is a person who loves jammin that thing up those honeybuns a little too much. People will mostly associate assjammers with gay people or pedophiles.

"I wouldn't trust that guy over there, he's an assjammer!" said the bartender.

by Rod_Jewls_and_Car July 1, 2009

ashamed

How you feel after you masturbate.

"You should be ashamed of yourself, young man!"-Your mom

by cccccombobreaker June 10, 2013

asshamper

a derogatory word meant to highlight the fact that you smell as bad as humanly possible

your a walking asshamper

by clarky17 July 15, 2010

Asshammer

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

by keith June 2, 2003

Ashamed List

When you hit a girl and she is a butter face, she gets added to your ashamed list. Nobody ever talks about their ashamed list, they just get made fun of by their friends for it.

After nailing 18 Cheeseburger Ass, Barry added another tick to his already lengthy ashamed list.

by Lazynutz July 4, 2005