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1. A rapid increase in the price of toilet paper, usually as a result of inflation.
2. To make one’s buttocks larger through surgical or other cosmetic means.
2. To make one’s buttocks larger through surgical or other cosmetic means.
“Lisa was shocked by the assflation she recently observed while shopping for toilet paper at her local grocery store.”
by BuzzedCP October 26, 2025
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