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Arelationshipal 

A term used in the book Will Grayson, Will Grayson. When you don't want to have a relationship because you want to avoid the drama that comes along with it.
Will: "I'm not asexual. I'm arelationshipal."
Arelationshipal by Evan peters October 23, 2014

premature adulation 

clapping before the performance is done.
It was so embarrassing when all you could hear was the soloist's aria and John's premature adulation in the auditorium.
premature adulation by Gryfin December 30, 2011

adulution 

The act of evolution as an adult. You are an adult level one when you reach the legal age, but you notive there are definitely adultier adults out there. These are higher evolved adults. Unfortunately as you evolve as an adult you lose powers of energy, strength and free time...

Some known adulutions...

18 - 21: level 1 - you can do things like vote, drink or even sign contracts but you have no comprehension of how things actually work.

21 - 25: level 2 - at this level you try to pretend like you know, but really you are figuring it out... often level 2s will partner up, but don't be fooled... they are not more advanced adults... just the ones who figured out it is less crap to adult with someone else.

Levels 3 - 5 can vary in age, but you can spot them by a few key items in their life. Such items include buying a house, a child (aka energy vampires) or by formally recognising their partner through having a wedding (aka money eating party)
Hey I've just reached a new level of adulution... we bought a house!!!
adulution by TAP89 February 11, 2018

Adoration 

Maria's adoration for Luis is radical.
Adoration by mariaisright August 1, 2016

aimlationship 

A relationship that takes place solely over instant messenger. Couples in an aimlationship may have seen each other face to face occasionally, but most of the interaction has been via the internets.
I was going hook up my friends by letting them talk over AIM first but I ran the risk of them getting into an aimlationship.
aimlationship by jmei October 8, 2007
the phenomenon in fitness where, in doing crunches, situps, etc., one has to do a rapidly increasing number of repetitions in order to get the same workout--leading to a hyperinflation situation, where 80, 100, 120 reps etc. are still not enough to leave you winded.
'hot damn, if we do another set of 1500 crunches i'm going to puke from boredom and abflation'
abflation by JD & JD August 11, 2008