asshoused

completly messed uppppppppppp

"oh man i was sooo asshoused last night its not even funny"

by NAAACCCKKKK May 13, 2005

Asshouse

A really dirty house. Usually with shit smeared on the wall, trash stacked everywhere, food rotting in the chairs, 5 inches of dust.

Simon's house was such an asshouse! Did you see the shit on the walls?

by Whatevah! December 14, 2009

asshound

Dude who persistently pursues anal sex and generally loves asses. Including female ones.

Girl: You are such an asshound. We just did it that way on Tuesday.
Boy: So? Last I checked I didn't break it. Why can't I play with it again? I'll play nice. I promise.

by bumdarts November 17, 2011

Out Assholed

Showing a higher magnitude or degree of being the asshole in a situation.

Each woman who destroys her life by succumbing to this meaningless bullying is nothing but a moronic asshole herself, only out assholed by the backward, cowardly men who get off on making them do this.

by Hadafakaya September 3, 2012

ashmused

To be amused and ashamed at the same time.

Eg. Kaitlyn felt ashmused about her family

by le biscuit May 13, 2015

assholed

To get extremeley drunk... which makes you behave like a complete idiotic asshole. Basically you got fucked by alcohol(up da ass).

Man, we drank so much we got totally assholed.

by Nixx April 6, 2006

Asshouse

someone who lives with thier head so far up thier ass that they make thierslelves a living room, bathroom, and other rooms so that they can hang out in thier ass.

Man, that guy is such an asshouse

by Jesse Werk May 4, 2005