Asshouse

A really dirty house. Usually with shit smeared on the wall, trash stacked everywhere, food rotting in the chairs, 5 inches of dust.

Simon's house was such an asshouse! Did you see the shit on the walls?

by Whatevah! December 14, 2009

Asshouse

someone who lives with thier head so far up thier ass that they make thierslelves a living room, bathroom, and other rooms so that they can hang out in thier ass.

Man, that guy is such an asshouse

by Jesse Werk May 4, 2005

asshoused

completly messed uppppppppppp

"oh man i was sooo asshoused last night its not even funny"

by NAAACCCKKKK May 13, 2005

Alshouse

Being "alshouse'd" is when a man kisses another man typically due to sexual curiousity and alcohol. It is often regretted the next day, but the curiousity still remains.

Did we "alshouse" last night?

I think we did, but I'm still not sure if we went farther?

by CHEPsticles June 28, 2010

Alshouse

German surname that originated from Althousen Germany in the 1500s.

Henry Alshouse left for the United States of America from a port in the Netherlands.

by heritagecenterman September 18, 2016

Assmouse Cheesepants

One who is an Assmouse wearing Cheesepants. Or one who is the "wanna be" of the group, and is always bugging you for a nickname. Assmouse Cheesepants is the perfect solution for such a friend.

Jon: C'mon guys give me a nick name!
Ken: Dude just shut up.
Larry: Ok fine Jon. You're now Assmouse Cheesepants.

by Nigwar October 28, 2006

asshorse

Biblical father figure to the isrealites, 'The asshorse will set us free with his 40lbs ass ^_______^". Some believe the asshorse may return in 2004 as a horses ass.

Asshorse demands lamb blood over your door or he will shit in your microwave.

by fidel castro July 1, 2003