Definitions by 556boyer

salty 

Military Definition - A senior member who has been around for awhile, many times referring to the washed out look of old utilities worn through the years and several deployments.

Salty Dude - No joke, Baghdad in 2004 was intense.
New Boot - Oh Sergeant your so salty!
Salty Dude - Yeah, now GET THE FUCK OUT

salty by 556boyer November 22, 2011

asscrack 

can be used to indicate the time of day being excruciatingly early.

You going out tonight, Bill?

Nah man, I had to be up at the asscrack of dawn this morning.

asscrack by 556boyer November 19, 2011

asscoustics

The tone and pitch at which your fart sounds.

Man, I farted in the church pew and the asscoustics were heavenly!

asscoustics by 556boyer April 24, 2011