Assdazzle

Bling on the butt (and/or legs) of jeans worn by women over the age of 40.

Did you see the assdazzle on that Cougar at the bar?

by anticougar July 31, 2009

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011

ansbazzle

a super cool way of saying takes having somethings

my lungs ansbazzle the air from the ground as i can breath it..period.

by william murderface murderface murderface December 10, 2008

assnozzle

Someone who produces thoughts that are similar to what comes out of their ass.

Listening to politicians speak convinces me that they're all a bunch of assnozzles.

by Jake March 12, 2005

assizzle

Ass.

Yo nizzle, you totally kizzled his assizzle.

by ghost August 1, 2003

Assgazler

Someone who stares at your ass in a way that gives you the distinct impression he wants to bury his face in it.

Man, that assgazler in the bus station was staring at your ass.

by Davedale August 5, 2019

assjazzle

A anus decorated with glitter and jewels similar to a vajazzle.

She rubbed her vajazzle on my butt so much I think i got a assjazzle!

by remoraid May 16, 2011