An anal vajazzle, hiring a professional to cover your asshole in diamonds and glitter, this is preferred to a ring as a birthday gift for gay men and such. This can be done in any back street sex shop for a reasonable price if you were wondering.

Tim..hey Mike, how's you're sex life been?
Mike..Kinda poor since my wife died, why? hows yours?
Tim..Awesome! My wife had an anazzle last week, it hasn't been this good since we met at that house party back in '05.
Mike..OMG! Chastity love, my fortnightly prostotute will have to get one of those for me!
Tim..Do it man, They're well worth the money you pay for one!

anazzle by analguy1212 December 20, 2012

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assjazzle

A anus decorated with glitter and jewels similar to a vajazzle.

She rubbed her vajazzle on my butt so much I think i got a assjazzle!

assjazzle by remoraid May 16, 2011

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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