An anal vajazzle, hiring a professional to cover your asshole in diamonds and glitter, this is preferred to a ring as a birthday gift for gay men and such. This can be done in any back street sex shop for a reasonable price if you were wondering.

Tim..hey Mike, how's you're sex life been?
Mike..Kinda poor since my wife died, why? hows yours?
Tim..Awesome! My wife had an anazzle last week, it hasn't been this good since we met at that house party back in '05.
Mike..OMG! Chastity love, my fortnightly prostotute will have to get one of those for me!
Tim..Do it man, They're well worth the money you pay for one!

anazzle by analguy1212 December 20, 2012

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assjazzle

A anus decorated with glitter and jewels similar to a vajazzle.

She rubbed her vajazzle on my butt so much I think i got a assjazzle!

assjazzle by remoraid May 16, 2011

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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