assnozzle

Someone who produces thoughts that are similar to what comes out of their ass.

Listening to politicians speak convinces me that they're all a bunch of assnozzles.

by Jake March 12, 2005

Assdazzle

Bling on the butt (and/or legs) of jeans worn by women over the age of 40.

Did you see the assdazzle on that Cougar at the bar?

by anticougar July 31, 2009

ass nozzle

1. The shanked out remains of ones anus following anal sex.
2. insult

1. After shagging the freak Mary, Big Daddy Al gazed at the ass nozzle he created.
2. The french are ass nozzles. (notice the "small" f, only real countries get capitalization.

by eXidum May 13, 2003

assizzle

Ass.

Yo nizzle, you totally kizzled his assizzle.

by ghost August 1, 2003

assjazzle

A anus decorated with glitter and jewels similar to a vajazzle.

She rubbed her vajazzle on my butt so much I think i got a assjazzle!

by remoraid May 16, 2011

asnoozle

"asnoozle" is a word that relates to bodily functions that wanna come out, but just dont. This word was created after being sick of hearing people say "ugh... i gotta sneeze but i cant... you know when ya gotta sneeze but you cant?" The examples below combat having to say that everytime.

"argh, asnoozle sneeze"
"damn i got asnoozle fart"
works on hiccups and any other bodily function you can think of.

by Propagandhi May 27, 2004