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"I'm gonna kizzle yo ass!"
kizzled by Anonymous May 29, 2003
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Kizzled- Cold. ( kiss-old )
Kizzly- Chilly.

It is pretty kizzled out here.
kizzled by candyxmonsterr November 11, 2007

your ass kizzled 

your ass kizzled by Anonymous May 30, 2003
Be kissing but cheeks touching, lips crossing, eskimo kisses, lips locked, and reinforced by lots of explicit touching where practical. Boy can follow sexy sequence of ear, jawline, chin, lower lip, upper lip, eyes, cheeks, mouth, tongue. maybe sweaty, a little blurry and always sweet.
kitten i miss you too much. gotta hold you, kizzle you, make your skin burn and your legs yearn. You crazy hot. plus my baby i love you forever. lets kizzle some more on soft surfaces.
Kizzle by Boyfriend M Nougat February 25, 2008

krizzled 

When a person gets extremely drunk or high.
Wow I got so krizzled last night, I don't even remember what happened!
krizzled by Jake Ridley September 17, 2007

kizzle clizzle 

One who looks in the mirror everyday only to see how much better looking he has gotten and finds himself having to beat the girls (older than 18) off with sicks.
Damn man, what do I have to do be like Kizzle Clizzle.
To be so drunk that you cannot make it into a casino
Did you see how kizzed he was, hes definitely not getting into the casino
Kizzed by groupofmitches April 17, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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