Asscience

Presenting baseless concepts straight out of ass confidently as if they are established science

Assuming that multiple influencing parameters have no effect on the results without testing or supporting evidence is asscience and compromises the integrity of actual research

Asscience by Expecto5patronum July 16, 2026

Assence 

Assence - noun

Any type of odour that contains distinct noticeable characteristics which indicate that the smell originated from the rear end of a person or animal.
The severity of the odour can be of any degree.

"Assence" is formed by merging the words "Ass" and "Essence".

An assence may be the result of: flatulence be it post coital or otherwise, a Rippee, excretion, dogs, pigs or other dirty animals etc....

1: Remember that super hot chick from the dress shop? We had the most amazing date ever last night.
2: And?
1: We get back to her place and had the best sex I have ever had in my entire life, like intergalactic Avatar sex, I blew fireworks all over the wall.
2: And?
1: So afterwards we're lying there, basking in the afterglow when all of a sudden the entire place reeks. It reeks like a sewer in a bad neighbourhood where people only eat Indian food.
2: Now we're talking. Well, there can only be a few possible explanations for this and the first thing that comes to my mind is her vagina. Was it, like, rank dude?.
1: No!
2: That happens to chicks dude, that's why they invented the douche.
1: I thought they invented that so we had something to call you?
2: Very funny…
1: No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't her vagina. I have plenty of experience with rank vagina plus this odour has more of like an Ass Essence to it, an "Assence" if you will.
2: Was it you?
1: No bro, no way, not a chance. First off I never fart with a new chick until like the fourth date, third date maybe. Second off I have never in my life farted the smell of a rotten corpse. I would have to eat the corpse of a dead guy who just ate Indian food and then shit himself in order to fart a smell that bad.

Do you smell that assence?

You can smell an assence if you enter a toilet or restroom after someone had a dump.
Most noticeable in a club/bar or restaurant

Assence by rzhhhh November 23, 2011

Asstinence 

Asstinence= Only doing it in the bum.

If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.

Asstinence by kgetson December 22, 2010

asspiece 

A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.

"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"

asspiece by Tex982 October 5, 2006

Assfidence 

A woman with both great admiration for her booty's appearance and an eagerness to put it on display.

Janet wears only the tightest jeans; that girl's got assfidence.

Assfidence by Jogglers March 25, 2009

Asstinence 

When a girl will only have anal sex because it "doesn't count"

"That bitch Bernice is practicing asstinence so I gave her a donkey punch."

Asstinence by DallasSallad May 8, 2015

asstinence 

When someone will only have anal.

Susan practices asstinence to make sure she doesn't get pregnant.

asstinence by Urrealname June 12, 2018