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acature by honkeyinamerica September 6, 2011
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Escape from Asscatraz
Sexual act in which the girl is being fucked with her hands handcuffed behind her back and where the keys are inserted anally. Then after fucking, she has to get to freedom herself.
Escape from Asscatraz by Lubrato April 12, 2010
asscabaret
A place where asshaberdashers go to knock back a few drinks, shoot some stick, listen to music, etc. while still acting like total butt wagons with no fear of being 86ed for their obnoxious behaviour.
{asshaberdasher #1}: Hey, let's go to the asscabaret tonight and get totally shitfaced.
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!
asscabaret by Telephony July 18, 2020
assatude
assatude by DillPickle1995 September 7, 2009
assenture
assenture by sillianmurphy July 30, 2024
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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