Asscature

When you shart your pants and don't change them. The turd becomes an image.....

Oh man I just sharted and I don't have a change of pants I'm going to have to wear these all night when I pull my underwear off it's going to look like an asscature

by Nader1968 June 15, 2017

acature

A swamp monster Madi that lives in Bangs Lake near Wauconda Illinois.

Madi Hennessy is an acature

by honkeyinamerica September 6, 2011

Escape from Asscatraz

Sexual act in which the girl is being fucked with her hands handcuffed behind her back and where the keys are inserted anally. Then after fucking, she has to get to freedom herself.

Last night, I gave her an Escape from Asscatraz

by Lubrato April 12, 2010

asscabaret

A place where asshaberdashers go to knock back a few drinks, shoot some stick, listen to music, etc. while still acting like total butt wagons with no fear of being 86ed for their obnoxious behaviour.

{asshaberdasher #1}: Hey, let's go to the asscabaret tonight and get totally shitfaced.
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!

by Telephony July 18, 2020

assture

a big ass

Travon has perfect football assture.

by jaboolehah September 12, 2003

assatude

having the attitude of an ass.

created by Dilshan and Ali

"Hey, check out that dude's assatude!"

by DillPickle1995 September 7, 2009

assenture

the correct pronounciation of the IT company "accenture"

"hey my aunt works at accenture"
"it's pronounced assenture!"

by sillianmurphy July 30, 2024