A brown treat ejected from your asshole. That travels in speeds less than 1 mph. After slipping out of the anal cave it hits water creating massive tidal waves, while drenching your poop hole at the same time. The best ones contain corn and or nuts.
A mass produced brownie that claims to be "thick as a nigga" typically made with 60% cacao, the brownies are typically very thick and tasty. Their ad campaign, makes typical 'nigger jokes' such as "thick as a nigga...and half as stupid".