Definitions by poopieweinerhole
Zebra
After having sexual intercourse and or receving a blow job with woman or man you must procede to rocket semen all over their body. Soon afterwards you will be looking at a real life zebra. Can only be performed on people with dark skin.
Zebra by poopieweinerhole November 21, 2011
Braidy
While being on the receiving end of a blow job the girl or guy (we won't judge) braids your ball and or asshole hair (it's really the person performing the blow jobs choice). Best results come from long unshaven pubes and is a great way to get your penis area ready for the Halloween season.
Jennie was sucking on my fatty the other day and then decided to give me a braidy and go all extreme makeover on my pubes.
Braidy by poopieweinerhole October 28, 2010
Ham Slamming
The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.
I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.
Ham Slamming by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010
Hot fudge sundae
After having sexual intercourse, take a fat dump on the girls chest. Then precede to spludge your jizz on the brown treat. The semen will add a decorative touch to the poo. When you are done plop your nut sack right into the mess and you have a hot fudge sundae. Best results with white girls and diarrhea.
Last night the hooker said she was hungry after we finished fucking, so I gave her a hot fudge sundae.
Hot fudge sundae by poopieweinerhole May 1, 2010
Finger Slam
A term that should only be used to describe how one annihilated a girl's baby cave,vagina, cooter, or puss hole with his or her fingers.
Right after Jessica got done giving oral to my meat log I finger slammed her clam and found out she had infestation of roaches in her bush.
Finger Slam by poopieweinerhole April 21, 2010
Pubic Pie
One of the best dishes ever created. Ingredients include but are not limited to pubes, crabs, dead skin and more. Most commonly found on skanks, whores, and or sluts.
I went down south on Yolanda and discovered she had a pubic pie cookin. So I chowed down and since then have been coughing up hairballs for weeks.
Pubic Pie by poopieweinerhole April 19, 2010
Ass Brownie
A brown treat ejected from your asshole. That travels in speeds less than 1 mph. After slipping out of the anal cave it hits water creating massive tidal waves, while drenching your poop hole at the same time. The best ones contain corn and or nuts.
Ass Brownie by poopieweinerhole April 13, 2010