2 definitions by Skitterbon pancakes

The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.
" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"
by Skitterbon pancakes January 16, 2012
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When you and a friend forcibly holds down another person, and then you proceed to smother and rub your bare ass roughly into their face.
"Yo dude, theres that kid that pissed me off the other day!!, lets run over there and give him the rhino treatment."
by Skitterbon pancakes January 16, 2012
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