Ass-Stache

When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.

Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.

by Three Dollar William August 5, 2023

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Ass Stache

The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.

Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache

by TheAssStacher February 16, 2014

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trash stache ass

some have heard of the trash stache. its a trash stache literally on your ass.

sorry man i can't go out tonight, i have to shave my trash stache ass.

by bitch basket fagola January 31, 2010

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Ass Satchel

adj: 1. Phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described, additionally, the phrase trumps any other phrase regarding quantity, as it is the supreme quantifier.

synonym: butt load, ass load
See: ass load, butt load

1.I have an ass satchel of beer to drink.
2.If I get this raise, I will be able to pay off an ass satchel of debt.
3.If he gets arrested, he will be in an ass satchel of trouble.

by double_r August 8, 2007

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