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ass packer

n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"
"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"
ass packer by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005

ass puckering 

This is a phrase that explains how much tensity you are feeling, especially when you are watching an exciting movie.
I watched the movie 'Logan' and it was ass puckering until the very end.
ass puckering by Nadia! December 18, 2017

ass picker 

one who picks their own ass or anothers, Jessie Jackson sticking his ass picking nose where it don't belong.
stinking with finger stuck in it a rectum is an ass picker
ass picker by Zaitsev September 16, 2008

make one's ass pucker 

to frighten one, to scare one badly
A disaster like that would make one's ass pucker.

ass picker 

a person who goes 2 the restroom 2 make peanut butter n does not wipe his or her ass completely, allowing 4 peanut butter dingle berry's 2 form.
when naveed's ass itches he picks at it making him an ass picker
ass picker by erik packer November 29, 2007

ass picker 

a very thinly rolled marijuana joint.
"Yo dude... you think you put enough weed in that ass picker you rolled?"
ass picker by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009